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 SirEnochTheChaste "Whoa, whoa, whoa, let me get this straight. You have the power to create the universe with a drumbeat and destroy it again with fire, but you CAN'T HAVE DINNER READY FOR ME WHEN I GET HOME?" |
 gleeb He's taken the whole concept of being called Dave and updated it for our generation! |
GlitterRock Does "The Studacious Kingdom" mean there were lots of studs there? |
 monkey Hey! I found Van Gogh's ear! |
 AgentMoldy He may be a vicious, fire-breathing dragon by trade, but even *he* has to have his Glo-Worm™ lit at night. |
 SirEnochTheChaste "C'mon, we know you saw Vinnie sell those guns. Now TALK! TALK, DAMN YOU!" "Rawk, I ain't sayin' nothin'!" |
 gleeb Do wet t-shirts really need promotion? I mean, either you like them or you don't... |
GrayZombie "My uncle had problems with his prostitute once, and he had to take this big pills and drink lots of water....." "No, Gray, that's prostate" |
GlitterRock There's really only two things you need to promote a wet t-shirt... |
 y_u_i_otta What does this tell you about the elderly and what goes on AFTER Bingo? |
 Racerex "I wonder why the call it 'dope'? I mean, I've always considered myself a rather articulate -- nay, even a jovial, if somewhat intellectually brazen -- sort of fellow." |
 saint_marie "Don't leave! You said you loved me last night...you said you needed me!" |
 BenSteinsCharisma Rafael has 10 minutes to sing his corny poetry or the rain forest is toast |
 DiscoBoy Finally, the last of the '80s refugees are hunted to extinction. |
 DieselMickeyDolenz All this for a parking ticket? |
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