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 JohnSteed "I gotta' bail, man. Admiral Coach'll totally reem me if I don't get up early for windsprints!" "Good morrow to you, Captain Dude!" |
 JohnSteed "This is Captain Dude! Your treading on Federated turf, man! Bail before I get totally unrightious!" |
 GlitterRock All pimped up, and nowhere to ho. |
 LongLiveRock Sorry, Bathrooms are for paying customers rebal scum! |
 eber3 "Beaver Cleaver" finally gets the chance to live up to his name |
 The Pirate King Flee! Flee before they scan our barcodes! |
 Cyberbeast o/'...Believe it or not, I'm walking on air, I never thought I could feel so free-eeee-eeee...o/' |
 yoshi3 It turns out 'Big Brother' is actually an evil Santa, who runs a sweatshop full of old ladies. (The horror) |
 GlitterRock "B-b-b-benny and the Jets!" |
 eber3 Billy was sick and tired of having to play the Indian just because of his skin tone, especially after he accidentally shot himself with an arrow. |
MilkboxLarry "What am I going as for Halloween? I'm thinking Stig O'Hara from the Rutles. And you?" |
 JohnSteed "Ha ha ha! The good guys can't hurt me now! I have my Blu Blockas!" |
 Hippie Sure, they have their own show now, but it's on the Sci-Fi Channel. In a few weeks they'll be bottleguards for Pepsi Blue. |
 DiscoBoy "No, no, no, Jeannie! You're supposed to get back in your bottle, not get the bottle in your backside!" |
 amycamus Somehow, it was always the guys who took the brown acid who wound up directing traffic at Woodstock... |
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