![]() gleeb Iv thiff the way to tha fperm bank? |
![]() jildo I can't believe it! I just got a call from the sperm bank and they want me to take my donation back! |
![]() SirEnochTheChaste They still haven't moved back into the cities after the big Y2K scare, and they're starting to run out of beef jerky. |
![]() YibbleGuy "And Solomon did have seven hundred wives. And of concubines, Solomon did have three hundred and four score. And when Solomon did go in unto Concubine 1, the people spake unto him, saying, "Yo, dude--maybe you should go be king of SODOM, know what I'm saying?" |
![]() The BitShifter He's been eatin' the Super Hot Wings at the Glitterdome... |
![]() Nyssa23 She wore a sword on her thigh. A lesser woman would have used a scabbard. |
![]() jildo Doctor, I don't think this stick up my butt is helping me walk any better. |
![]() gleeb Follow our News 7 cameras as we expose the horrible working conditions that these women work in, with inadequately moist t-shirts and substandard thongs that must be constantly adjusted. |
![]() Lanzman "The tennis court is still warm from the sun! Take off your panties and try it!" |
![]() Mr_Grant "Yup... That's an astigmatism." |
![]() cambria36 This is better...beats the shit outta being a fuzzy worm. |
![]() rickubis This is better! I think I'll go beat the shit out of a fuzzy worm. Or what cambria said. |
![]() teambanzai Oh just ignore him Jim he's throwing another one of his tantrums. |
![]() rminor "Spockie wockie, why so tense? Need another massage?" |
![]() EnochF "What's with the silent treatment? What, did I forget our anniversary again?" |
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