YibbleGuy "Yes, scientific tests prove that crabcakes deep-fried in 100% pure Crisco will NOT absorb semen!" |
gleeb How thoughtful of them to get an electric heater for their amatomy chart. Rooms can be so chilly when you're skinless. |
cambria36 Ernest Borgnine seldom dated as a youngster. |
GlitterRock Fancy pool-shots of the Ollllllld West! |
AgentMoldy "The macarena? At a funeral?" "Eet was heess last request." |
gleeb Mr. Gower lost another son, go to Rite-Aid instead. |
Nyssa23 Would *YOU* be prepared if gravity suddenly reversed itself? |
cambria36 Is that heavy-breathing I hear? Will you hold while I get my sister on a 3-way? |
AKNeutrino *HEINDERTISEMENT* |
GlitterRock ... and IMiss, animebabe and Agent_Moldy all die of old age waiting for someone to throw a fish at the Market in Seattle. |
BlakHat1 "Hey! No peeking!" |
Cyberbeast "I've been hitch hiking all day, how come I can't get a ride?" "Because you're still inside, Dad." |
Nyssa23 "Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!" |
gleeb "Jesse James? He'd make a wonderful addition to my next candlelight supper." "Yes, Hyacinth." |
LongLiveRock NOT! |
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