GlitterRock Mary Ann whistles nonchalantly between the two grave-markers: "Here lies Gilligan. Died mysteriously after eating coconut cream pie." "Here lies Mrs. Howell. Died mysteriously after eating mango cream pie." |
Gray Zombie ....and this is where alot of the old Capper threads go to die. |
Coakley "Oh, Mr. Firefly!" |
Chronos20 old? retiring? a has-been? what? |
RodRocket "Schlomo, the Sheriff tells me you're the only Moil west o' the Pecos." |
GlitterRock "... all I'm saying, Mary, is that there better be no more 'divine sons of God!' The guys at the office are razzing me something fierce!" |
GersonK Punks don't get birthday cake |
Matteus eww, sci-fi ringworm |
JohnSteed "Well, I got a screw, but nothing to drive it with..." |
Chronos20 Shoot em already! Geez, isn't your arm getting tired? |
GlitterRock "Don't see a hole in his shirt, do ya? 'Course not. A bullet would've left a hole. Guns are blameless, holy creatures." |
Nyssa23 "My snake is so excited! He's going to marry...a CHICKEN!" |
AgentMoldy "My dad used to work security in a department store, and he told me a little story about a guy named Switcher and a mannequin. Wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it goes..." |
AlexGariepy So, is THIS the Stinky Guy I've always heard about? |
catseye543 Ironically, it's a theme in his life. |
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