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 Nyssa23 Eminem fan art by Don Martin. SCHLORP! |
 Nyssa23 Now playing on a double bill with "Heart's Blood." |
 DiscoBoy Can't sleep! Evil kabuki clowns will eat me! |
| TheBitShifter David Lo Pan live in concert! |
 DiscoBoy Ooh! I feel like sinning! |
 DrClayForrester Well... That's it then. I'm going to put my head in the oven. |
 Nyssa23 Why, that fellatio technique is AMAZING! Even better than Britney's. |
 GlitterRock "Just remember girls: hold onto your dreams and you, too, could be a music star like me! Be strong, be determined ... oh, and if you can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, that'd help, too." |
 GlitterRock A homeless Easy Reader holds the sign: "Will teach read good for food." |
 RodRocket How To Annoy Fish, a 10 part PBS series. |
 GlitterRock "This is straight from the heart: I am SUCH a tool! Thank you." |
AgentMoldy "Yes, a MASSIVE tool. Now, the nominees for Sluttiest Pop Singer are..." |
| JohnSteed "...so much of a tool, I'm thinking about just calling myself 'Monkey Wrench.'" |
glitterssextoy Where's my cell? Oh, there it is. Sprint PCS nationwide network. Now all you're calls are clear. And I am a tool. |
Nyssa23 "...And it is with a humble heart that I accept this award for 'Tool of the Year.' I'd like to thank everyone who nominated me, especially Eminem and the guys at MuchMusic." |
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