Lanzman "Is this all there is for us, Buffy? Sneaking from tube to tube, stealing moments of cylindrical passion?" |
rickubis Hell, *I* don't know what the hell it was. I just know it took a *big* flyswatter to kill it. |
GlitterRock *sni... sni... snik.... * "Damn adamantium blades! If I don't keep 'em sharp, they take FOREVER to work through the skin!" |
Pumaman1138 Wow Dell is offering free shit |
Hinermad "This deluxe plumber's helper is made of ebony and ivory, and will complement any bath decor! Only $1,299.99" You see the darnedst things in airline catalogs. |
vectrex Ah. Dildo making was one of the finer arts in the 1800's |
gleeb Sorry I had to slug you, but I don't like anybody dissing Marcel Proust like that. |
Nyssa23 I know how that feels. Sometimes I get distracted by my own cleavage too. |
Laurie2K "I know, darlin'! Let's do the mammogram!" |
GlitterRock Jim Henson's Dragonball Z Babies |
gleeb "Look, I'm not paying you to talk, I'm paying you to polish the floor with your purple loincloth!" |
Nyssa23 ...I dreamed I was polishing Nicole Kidman's floor with a purple loincl....Noooooo! |
GrayZombie Drunk_1. That's Weird_1's intoxicated alter ego |
Hinermad "Is this enough icing on your cinnamon roll, Mr. Hinermad?" "No. I want more." "Up to here?" "That would be fine." |
Haight The evil toy monkey throws down his cymbals and turns over a new leaf |
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