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 Coakley "Sometime it hits me that 3 million years have passed. Then I shrug and figure the Twinkies are still good." |
 GlitterRock The Mexican production of OKLAHOMA! had a few changes. Here, for instance, is the hispanic version of Ado Annie: Yawanna Juanita. |
AgentMoldy A newly-brunette IMiss loudly and proudly proclaims, "I AM NOT TOO OLD TO PLAY YAWANNA JUANITA!!!" |
 Haight You'll all die by my hand you know |
 teambanzai Ooo two kinds of crap on the same screen! |
 gleeb Up there two blocks, turn left, and then go for about a block and a half. Big sign, "All-night Pants Outlet" Can't miss it. |
 GlitterRock "When you shoot off a pile of goo into your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!" |
 Hinermad "Whoa! That's good right there! Thanks!" "Mr. Hinermad? What are you going to do with all this brown sugar?" "I've got a bowl of oatmeal under there somewhere." |
 wd40 Man, autoeroticism has come a long way sinc my day. |
| Hinermad If you're going to ride the Whirling Scythe of Doom, you have to be strapped in real tight! |
 Fruitcake_Man "And to you Squiggy, I leave my autographed collection of lingerie." "WOO_HOO!" |
 MrZyzyk "OK, I'm bathed and brought to you. What next?" |
 rickubis Beady Beady! Go get'em Buck! |
 NurseNoir Bite your cheek, Bob? This situation clearly calls for crank and lots of it. |
 GlitterRock "... signed Epstein's mother." |
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